Step on my blue suede shoes if you want to, but lay off my internet

I just read this article entitled Obama Surrendering Internet to Foreign Powers and I’m sure my blood pressure got dangerously high. I’ve got the “step on my blue suede shoes all you want to, but lay off o’ my internet” blues! I have to have my internet, preferably uncensored by any political party or union of nutty nations, thank you very much.