When I think of Girl Scouts, I (used to) think of cookies. But now I think of Planned Parenthood and of how everything they touch turns to dirt and slime. Read about what good ol’ PP is up to now. Oh, those wacky folks, what will they think of next? Will the scouts soon be able to earn merit badges for performing abortions for their friends?

“Oh, no, Pam! My test came back positive and I’m pregnant! I’m too young to be a mom!”

“Don’t worry, Wendy, I’ve got my Emergency Abortion Kit right here in my backpack. A good scout is always prepared, don’t you know?”

“Oh, Pam, I can always count on you. You’re my BF!”

“No problem, Wendy. Looks like I got that merit badge in Emergency Abortion 101 in the nick of time, huh?”

“Thank goodness Planned Parenthood taught us all about sex at our scout meetings.”

“Yay, Planned Parenthood! Yay! Hahahaha!”

Read the full article: Girl Scouts Distribute Planned Parenthood Sex Guide at UN Meeting. Every day I learn more disgusting things about Planned Parenthood. Lord, have mercy. These are sick people. I will never buy another Girl Scout cookie again.